Just Me

sociopath-in-a-blue-box:

norraba:

heirofmedusa:

afro-khaleesi:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

would

can’t…stop…laughing…

Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”

Crying. I took German for two years.

This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO

I want to learn German do much now

Omfg one time my 9th grade history teacher just randomly started yelling at us in German and so naturally we got really freaked. He just said “what? All I did was count to five….German is an angry language.”

Germany you special snowflake

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laughterkey:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how pleased the momma duck looks in the pic where she’s standing on the dude. Like, “He’s savin’ my babies!”

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The biggest word you ever heard
And this is how it goes:

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ambisinistrous-and-asinine:

starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy

You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?

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lady-writes:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

AND THEN YOU CAN STORE THEM!!!1

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iu’s cuteness, for an ♥

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